Joe Jonas dances Single Ladies? or How this is the ONLY Jonas post you'll see here, I promise

First off: WTF?

Second of all: Why is dancing 'Single Ladies' tantamount to dancing uncoordinatedly while wearing a leotard? Andy Samberg had more skill at this when the SNL skit hit, no?

Thirdly: Is it just me or are Joe's thighs cah-razy?

Fourth: Watch for yourselves,

Post Human Beyonce, or How wtf is that on her hand?!

I guess Beyonce (who knew?) read a post I did a couple of months ago where I stated:

"How POST-HUMAN 

is the new HUMAN"

[Check out the rest of that crazy post here]

And never one to be out-done, Beyonce seems to have taken that to heart to prove to me (yes, ME personally!) that she can be the Post-Human version of Beyonce, with claw/glove/cyborg hand and all:

Pic: Beyonce performing Single Ladies on SNL earlier this weekend pointing very self-consciously at what kept distracting me from her overall performance (and yes, it distracted me on the video too... thankfully she wasn't wearing it in her skit [WHICH HULU/NBC HAVE NOT POSTED! - check it here - C'mon it was hilarious!] and I could just focus on 'how on earth did the boys fit into those tights?!)

[Blank] is the New [Blank], or How Academia meets Pop Culture

We all know that GAY

is the new BLACK

But did you know that (in Academia AND Pop Culture!)...

TRANSNATIONAL 

is the new QUEER?

or that GLOBALIZATION

 

is the new POST-COLONIAL?

My favourite? 

How POST-HUMAN 

is the new HUMAN

Discuss.

And if you have any suggestions or modifications - let me know!