Awesome TV Week, or How 30 Rock + Dollhouse + BSG!

Eliza dancing!

- She's living the dream

- Yes, but whose dream?

- Who's next?

How dare you say that in front of the statue of Santa Lucia, the patron Saint of judgmental statues!

And of course:

Welcome back Ellen... 

[I am still deciding how I feel about all this and I doubt this episode helped me made up my mind at all, but a lousy, didactic and schematic BSG is better than most TV]

30 Rock, or How "Puerto Rican doesn't sound right"

This show will never cease to amuse me.

Jack: It's not because you're a... I'm sorry. What... do you call... yourself ?

Elisa: A Puerto-Rican.

Jack: No, I know you can say that but what do I call you?

Elisa: Puerto-Rican.

Jack: Wow. That does not sound right.

Salma on 30 Rock, or How :: does the Macarena ::

Sure, trying to see Salma 'I had Pinault's baby' Hayek as a poor nurse is a wee bit of stretch, but did the writers on 30 Rock give her great lines last night. My favorite?

"I find that authoritative rapid Spanish subdues white people."