Preposterous Hollywood 'adaptation' of an old myth?
CHECK
Character development as nonexistent as the hero's wardrobe?
CHECK
CGI-looking male bodies with chiseled abs?
CHECK
Rampant homoeroticism, phallic substitutes & gratuitous nudity?
CHECK
Breathtaking visuals and expertly choreographed battles?
CHECK!
Sub-par storytelling that relentlessly aims for a PG-13 male demographic?
CHECK
"THIS... IS... SPARTA!"
"I... AM... BEOWULF!"
CHECK
Character development as nonexistent as the hero's wardrobe? CHECK
CGI-looking male bodies with chiseled abs? CHECK
Rampant homoeroticism, phallic substitutes & gratuitous nudity? CHECK
Breathtaking visuals and expertly choreographed battles?CHECK!
Sub-par storytelling that relentlessly aims for a PG-13 male demographic? CHECK
"THIS... IS... SPARTA!"
"I... AM... BEOWULF!"
