Showing posts with label Hard Candy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hard Candy. Show all posts

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Fuzzy Madonna Dreams, or How I'm Seeing Double

Is it me, or should Madge try and have different type of dreams?


I'm so Stupid

I'm so stupid
'Cause I used to live
In a fuzzy dream
And I used to believe
In a pretty pictures
That were all around me
But now I know for sure
That I was stupid


Miles Away

I just woke up from a fuzzy dream
You never would believe those things that I had seen
I looked in the mirror and I saw your face
You looked right through me, you were miles away

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Hard Candy, or How I Only Got 4 Words to Review this CD

How does one go about reviewing Madonna's new CD? I could go into great detail about every song, or I could take a page out of Madge's (song)book and make it a bit more interesting. Madonna may only have 4 minutes to save the world, but I only have 4 words to review every song. Let's see if I can make it make sense:


Hard Candy (2008)

Candy Shop
I'll be your one-stop candy-store
Raw Sugar; Good Beat!

4 Minutes
We only got 4 minutes to save the world
JT + Timbaland + Madonna = Hot

Give it 2 Me
No need to catch my breath
Gay Rave, Party On!

Heartbeat
You know I feel it in my heartbeat
Electro-funk - beat-tastic.

Miles Away
I guess we’re at our best when we're miles away
Breathy repetitive echo loop.

She's Not Me
She doesn't have my name
Hilarious lyrics::funky song.

Incredible
Can't get my head around it
Wanna dance - love it!

Beat Goes On
On and on, on the beat goes
Great cardio song, no?

Dance 2night
Let the music pull you through it
Will't grow on me?

Spanish Lesson
Entiendo means I get it
Oh Madge, no mas...

Devil Wouldn't Recognize You
You hide your sadness behind your smile

'Over and Over': Next!

Voices
Treat me like a curse
Frozen throwback, mellow sound.

Overall:
Sugar High - Diabetic Rush!