Are you watching Modern Family? Cause you should be.
Here are a couple of reasons why:
Jay: What are you wearing?
Manny: A poncho.
Jay: It looks like an old christmas tree skirt!
"She is not Donna Summer. Clearly, she is Dianna Ross from the RCA years. Why can't daddy see that?"
(And here's Lily as Olivia Newton-John,
Madonna - "the early years,"
and Stevie Wonder)
Claire: Phil, put some pants on!
Phil: This covers up more than my bathing suit.
Claire: Don't remind me.
Did I mention those come only from the first 5 minutes of last night's episode?
And my favorite line from the entire episode:
"Batman doesn't get picked on and he wears a cape.
A poncho is just a cape that goes all the way around."