Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Spring Awakening, or How I'm in love with Mr Sheik

(Duncan Sheik's) Spring Awakening

Who?
The one name you need to know about this show is: Duncan Shiek, who's responsible for the music and orchestration (for those of you unlearnéd folks, he's the guy responsible for the hit Barely Breathing, look it up - it's probably on your iTunes)
That said, original cast members Leah Michele and Jonathan Groff were amazing and supported by a spirited and spunky supporting cast, including Blake Bashoff as Moritz.

Why?
Because, where else do you see rape, masturbation, homosexuality, revolution, child-beating and suicide treated in a musical setting? Based on the German play of the same name by Frank Wedekind, Steven Sater's book and lyrics treads the fine line between the fatalistic and hopeless tone of the material and the rock-and-roll feel of the music. Telling the story of a group of teenagers whose parents and teachers have kept them in the dark regarding faith and sexuality, Spring Awakening is a wonderful experience, as the audience follows Wendla, Melchior, Ilse and Moritz try and deal with their lives, their bodies, their lusts, their hopes. Melchior puts it best in All That's Known:

All they say
Is “Trust in what is written”
Wars are made
And somehow that is wisdom

Thought is suspect
And money is their idol
And nothing is okay unless it’s scripted in their Bible

But I know
There’s so much more to find
Just in looking through myself, and not at them

Highlights
There were so many things I loved about this show I don't think I'd be able to list 'em all, but watch me try:
- It's a B*** of a living. Watch it. Love it. Buy it. Listen to it intensely. Over and over again.

- The lighting and set design. So minimal and yet so sophisticated (loved me the blue light that changed the colour of their outfits... even if it was "magic" to the 11 year old behind me); I particularly loved the 'swing-like' staging of the Wendla-Melchior sex scene (yes, it contains partial nudity) and the fact that the show so easily goes from Realism to full-on spectacle, with hand-held mikes that the boys carry in their jacket pockets, that makes the show feel as much of a concert as it is a musical play.
- I love ALL the songs and all the lyrics, but I enjoy the 'Word of your body' song (and its reprise) because it so perfectly captures the way violence and sex mingle in the show:
(From the reprise - the 'boy on boy' version):

Come, cream away the bliss
Travel the world within my lips
Fondle the pearl of your distant dreams
Haven’t you heard the word of your body?

O, you’re gonna be wounded
O, you’re gonna be my wound
O, you’re gonna bruise too
O, I’m gonna be your bruise

Overall Grade: A+

Monday, April 28, 2008

Young Frankenstein, or How it's a Star-Studded Show!

Mel Brooks' Young Frankenstein

Who?
Roger Bart - who most of you might remember from playing a certain Bree-obsessed pharmacist in Desperate Housewives here is hysterical as the Mel Brooks-ean Young Frankenstein (pronounced Frankens-teen!)
Sutton Foster - who doesn't a lovable spritzy talented young blonde bombshell who rocks the German accent?
Megan Mullally - Ms Mullally plays Elizabeth like a madcap drunken 1940s socialite... So yes, she pretty much plays a redheaded singing version of Karen Walker! And that's kind of awesome.
Andrea Martin - Aunt Voula sings!
Christopher Fitzgerald - The original Boq from Wicked blew me off with his hilarious portrayal of Igor ("What hump?")
(and Shuler Hensley who wasn't there on Thursday)

Why?
Because when do you get a chance to see such an array of talent gathered together in a multi-million production driven by comedy, puns and amazing special effects, makeup and sets in a slightly longer-than-it-should production which still entertains and leaves you humming along? Okay... don't answer that. But as a spectacle and as a Mel Brooks production Young Frankenstein delivers: the Puttin' on the Ritz Franken-style choreography was pretty fun and while the comedy is at time too Mel Brooks-ean... well, for some people (such as myself) that's not really a bad thing. I tend to love overindulgent productions. Is this one for the Broadway history books á la The Producers? Probably not, but it was "good fun"(especially the first act, which bristles with good comedy and great numbers).

Highlights
- Any and every moment Megan is on stage: Deep Love (oh the puns!) and Please Don't Touch Me (oh the applicability in real life) were highlights for me.
- Roll in ze Hay. Check it out:

- Fitzgerald in the role of Igor: so cooky, so funny, so hump-ey, so cuddly and talented!

Overall Grade: B+

Her Lyrics Don't Lie, or How Shaki teaches you to bring 'im back

You know how I love my 'Series' - so adding to the Everything I Learned I Learned from Animation, and my Seeing Double Series, I'm adding a Shakira-based mini-series called 'Her Lyrics Don't Lie'

"Come Back!" Edition:
Because while Madonna wants to save the World in 4 Minutes and Rihanna wants you to Shut Up and Drive, Shaki knows what's best...

vuelve, vuelve
vuelve, vuelve

que mi vida se desliza por un cano
que mis pies de estar
parados tienen callos
que no se como decirte que
te extrano
y ya en estas he pasado
mas de un ano
Vuelve (Pies Descalzos)

Yo quiero que vuelvas
Que te estan reclamando
Mis labios que hace tiempo no besas
Yo quiero que regreses
Ya ves que hasta mis manos
De tanto no tocarte me duelen me duelen
Que Vuelves (Donde Estan Los Ladrones?)

Y aunque me haga la invencible
Lo fatal lo imprescindible
Es que vuelvas a mi, vuelvas a mi, vuelve...
El dolor es sofocante
Y ahora todo lo importante
Es que vuelvas a mi, vuelvas a mi, vuelve...
No me tortures así
Lo Imprescindible (Fijacion Oral Vol 1)

Friday, April 25, 2008

The Dark Knight, or How I can't wait!



Thursday, April 24, 2008

Tom Lenk, or How Whedonesque keeps me informed

True, my all-time favourite Buffyverse character is Anya [insert lame maiden name here] Jenkins: no one can beat Emma Caulfield's deadpan delivery of pop culturally illiterate and genuinely sincere (albeit cruel) lines. If you don't believe me, watch The Body (S5) again: true, SMG is amazing in it and Joss puts some of his best directing skills to work, but the Anya monologue is brilliant in Caulfield's hands; and for lighter fare, look at Selfless (S7) for Caulfield's range - from an alienated waif, to a vengeful demon, to an inhumane capitalist, to a heartbroken human...

BUT if anyone gets close (and I'm sure a couple of more episodes and Anya would have had a tough competitor) it's Tom Lenk's portrayal of Geek Andrew (see Jane Espenson's hysterical episode Storyteller from S7 for a hell of a time!) Which is why I loved that they were paired off by Season 7: the pop culturatti and the pop ingenue (And yes, I'm still looking for that comic-book one-shot where they're together again!) While I have no idea what Emma is doing at the moment (I must resign myself I guess, to staring at my Anya action figures: I have 2!) it seems Tom's talent is all over the place (or so do the recent posts on Whedonesque suggest).

Take a look at Tom's singing talents:



And read about his various projects in this starpulse.com interview (from which I took this wonderful geek-chic pic of my favourite Nerd... even if, as he tells us in the interview, he's not one himself).

What caught my eye in the interview:

Now most of your live comedy is obviously based out in LA. Do you ever plan on expanding your domain, bringing your shows on the road to other cities?

You know what, I keep promising that I will go to New York, but I never do. I get paranoid because I'm lazy and don't feel like doing publicity to get people to come to the show, so I never know when I am in a foreign land, like New York, how I would spread the word. I'd hate to put together a show and then have the audience be empty, so I guess if enough people were like "we'll come and see the show" then I'll do it.

Tom: I'll come! I know that only fills one seat in your audience... but I'm sure I could bully er... a person or two... and that's like 3 people! Pretty-please?

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Hard Candy, or How I Only Got 4 Words to Review this CD

How does one go about reviewing Madonna's new CD? I could go into great detail about every song, or I could take a page out of Madge's (song)book and make it a bit more interesting. Madonna may only have 4 minutes to save the world, but I only have 4 words to review every song. Let's see if I can make it make sense:


Hard Candy (2008)

Candy Shop
I'll be your one-stop candy-store
Raw Sugar; Good Beat!

4 Minutes
We only got 4 minutes to save the world
JT + Timbaland + Madonna = Hot

Give it 2 Me
No need to catch my breath
Gay Rave, Party On!

Heartbeat
You know I feel it in my heartbeat
Electro-funk - beat-tastic.

Miles Away
I guess we’re at our best when we're miles away
Breathy repetitive echo loop.

She's Not Me
She doesn't have my name
Hilarious lyrics::funky song.

Incredible
Can't get my head around it
Wanna dance - love it!

Beat Goes On
On and on, on the beat goes
Great cardio song, no?

Dance 2night
Let the music pull you through it
Will't grow on me?

Spanish Lesson
Entiendo means I get it
Oh Madge, no mas...

Devil Wouldn't Recognize You
You hide your sadness behind your smile

'Over and Over': Next!

Voices
Treat me like a curse
Frozen throwback, mellow sound.

Overall:
Sugar High - Diabetic Rush!

Monday, April 21, 2008

Viva Hollywood, or How Homophobia is Alive and Well

And then people ask me why I am so vehemently opposed to Traditional Latin American values (read: machismo, homophobia, heteronormativity, etc. - which I agree, aren't exclusively part of the Southern part of this continent, but I grew up with them, so I take their portrayals, especially in the Latin American medium par excellence the Telenovela quite to heart).

Maybe it's because these sort of things happen (on tv nonetheless!)... and are condoned. Here was a perfect chance for a breakthrough: I have to applaud the fact that the show thought it could use with a same-sex scene, but instead of exploring (or full-on repudiating) Vinci's homophobia and using it as a pedagogical tool for its (I'm assuming, mostly Latino) viewership, the show - in all Reality TV beauty, turns it into petty emotional and unwarranted drama. Please notice how never does anyone in the show target the blatant homophobia but instead everyone in the show focuses on 'the nature of acting' and whats-his-face's ideas of being an "actor" (which, undoubtedly includes being in magazines - god how I it angers me that shows like this find ways to at once exploit and create 15-minutes-of-fame-crazed wannabe-performers).

[Thanks for The Film Experience for the Video]

NYCC Hotties, or How (Hot) Men Make the World Go Round: NPH

Tis true, Ladies and Gentleman I have seen Barney Stinson IN PERSON! (And again, for better pics go check out POP COLONY - she has the (much) better camera!)
And it was legen... wait for it...

... dary!

Not only is he a laugh in person, but it was great to see the love from the fans (yes, someone did actually yell "Lengendary!" at least once during the panel...) from an actor who makes me double over with laughter every Monday Night on... (shudders) CBS. But we won't hold that against him.

NYCC Hotties, or How (Hot) Men Make the World Go Round: NARNIA

So while the pics show that I need to get a new camera some time soon (for better pics you might wanna check POP COLONY) I think we can still say with no need for elaboration that the Narnia boys at the Saturday morning NYCC Panel were fan-frack-ing-tastic!

And yes, we got the new trailer (it looks good, even if I'm not a big CS Lewis fan), we got great anecdotes from the set (who else is excited about Peter's horse stunt?), and had a treat following along these Brit's repartee! All in 30 mins!

NYCC or How I'm Seeing Double

One of the reasons I love Comic Cons are the people.

Take a look:



Thursday, April 17, 2008

Her Lyrics Don't Lie, or How Shaki teaches you to metaphorize

You know how I love my 'Series' - so adding to the Everything I Learned I Learned from Animation, and my Seeing Double Series, I'm adding a Shakira-based mini-series called 'Her Lyrics Don't Lie'

"Metaphors" Edition:
Because while Beyonce might Check on It and Fergie might just go 'Oh Shit!' Shaki plays with language...

I'll leave again
Cuz I've been waiting in vain
But you're so in love with yourself
If I say my heart is sore
Sounds like a cheap metaphor
So I won't repeat it no more
Poem to a Horse (Laundry Service)

I've cried a thousand storms
I've blown away the clouds
The heartbeat of the sun is racing mine
And listen how
My heart is waiting
The Day and the Time (Oral Fixation Vol 2)

I used to sing the saddest songs
And while in the meantime roaches used to climb my door
Falling back down to the floor
I used to read survival guides
When my world was full of seven legged cats
But here a I am with eight more lives
Ready for the Good Times (Laundry Service)

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

The Rather Difficult Font Game, or How, Yes, I'm a Geek in more ways than one...

I love fonts. Anyone who's seen any of my posters, my handouts - heck! even any of my academic papers, knows that I love fooling around with fonts. I think of it as dressing up letters in different outfits: would you wear the same thing to a Middlemarch paper than you would to an End of Year Potluck poster? Exactly.

Which is why I kind of had a fangasm when I encountered (don't ask why... I just randomly got there, okay?) to The Rather Difficult Font Game, and while I didn't do quite as well as I should have, I still had a good time wasting my evening away trying to beat my highest score (24/34)...

How well do you know your Serifs?

[pssst! Can you find the A Blog Next Door draped in the suggestively titled 'Group Sex' font? How about the BSG or the Star Wars font? The Chinese Takeaway font? - all found on www.1001freefonts.com]

Monday, April 14, 2008

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, or How Everything I Know I Learnt from Animation




The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Edition
Because who doesn't love turtles?

This post was inspired mainly by this. To quote the Rutgers university paper, the Daily Targum: "More than 700 students relived a favorite childhood television series last night as they dressed as Michelangelo, Leonardo, Raphael or Donatello in a successful attempt to break the Guinness World Record for the Largest Gathering of People Dressed as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."
I was just glad to see I wasn't alone in still reminiscing about those turtles - so much I even supported my girl Sarah Michelle Gellar last year and saw TMNT in theaters! And it was good. And so I give you:

Top 8 Things I Learnt from the TMNT

1. You can survive on just Pizza - and hey, when you're growing up someone has to tell you this. Add that to the fact that I now live within Papa John's delivery route and you have one happy camper.
2. Turtles are cool. But you know what's cooler? Mutant turtles! And you know what's cooler than that? Mutant NINJA Turtles!
3. It taught me about Japanese weaponry. How else was I suppose to learn about Katanas, Bo staffs, nunchakus and sai daggers? Exactly.
4. Purple is code for 'the smartest one of the group.' So if you see me wearing a lot of lavender, blame/thank Donatello... and okay, maybe Shredder. But can you blame me? Look at those arms!
5. Stay away from angst/angry Hockey-Mask wearing, Hockey-Stick wielding New Yorkers. Life Lessons, I tell you. Life Lessons.
6. Brains are dangerous. I mean, that was what I supposed to take away from Krag... right? Or maybe it was a more Cartesian proposition: the mind needs its body or else it'll be corrupted? I could buy that.
7.
Girls in yellow-jumpsuits (whether or not they're voiced by SMG) are ass-kickers. This was of course only strengthened by that Uma-Quentin creation in Kill Bill, and one has to wonder whether Quentin was not only harkening back to Game of Death but also to Ms O'Neil.
8. "Cowabunga" is a word. Bart might have given me "Ay Carumba" but I do appreciate the TMNT by giving me Australian slang that, according to wikipedia is an
expression of surprise or amazement, often followed by "man"
Example: Cowabunga man! I love me some TMNT!

Check out past "Everything I Know..."

Pixar Edition
Lilo & Sticth
The Smurfs
Beauty and the Beast (1991)

Friday, April 11, 2008

Who's Afraid of Michael? Or How That's What Survivor Milf's said

Reason # 14979 why we should all love NBC Thursdays. They are a lesson in Post-Modernism. Remember, in a post-MTV world, we don't call it copying it anymore...

We call it "Pastiche" when the original idea is elevated and evoked.
Or just simply "Parody" when the original idea is downgraded and mocked.