Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Hard Candy, or How I Only Got 4 Words to Review this CD

How does one go about reviewing Madonna's new CD? I could go into great detail about every song, or I could take a page out of Madge's (song)book and make it a bit more interesting. Madonna may only have 4 minutes to save the world, but I only have 4 words to review every song. Let's see if I can make it make sense:

Hard Candy (2008)

Candy Shop
I'll be your one-stop candy-store
Raw Sugar; Good Beat!

4 Minutes
We only got 4 minutes to save the world
JT + Timbaland + Madonna = Hot

Give it 2 Me
No need to catch my breath
Gay Rave, Party On!

You know I feel it in my heartbeat
Electro-funk - beat-tastic.

Miles Away
I guess we’re at our best when we're miles away
Breathy repetitive echo loop.

She's Not Me
She doesn't have my name
Hilarious lyrics::funky song.

Can't get my head around it
Wanna dance - love it!

Beat Goes On
On and on, on the beat goes
Great cardio song, no?

Dance 2night
Let the music pull you through it
Will't grow on me?

Spanish Lesson
Entiendo means I get it
Oh Madge, no mas...

Devil Wouldn't Recognize You
You hide your sadness behind your smile

'Over and Over': Next!

Treat me like a curse
Frozen throwback, mellow sound.

Sugar High - Diabetic Rush!


J.D. said...


workerbear said...

oh good!! i preordered it on a bender and i was wondering if was going to be good because i was all "what else can timbaland even do at this point" and jt is kind of a pip to me